Season 6 - Quarantine Edition

The #CageTalk Crew is back! Your gracious and humble host Tzhuk Banner and co-host JT “Bull-shit Magician” Money are along with guest-host Johnny Spade for #CageTalk 48: Next. First off, LOL: lots of love…get it, got it, give it…good. The Crew talked at length about Nicolas Cage’s hair and clothing in the movie, a new genre is born, brief history of PG-13, Will Ferrel chat, and lots of unanswered questions. IMDB gave Next 31 out of 50 Randy Quaids, listen to find out what The Crew rated the movie.

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The #CageTalk Crew are back! Host Tzhuk Banner and JT “Gravy Train on Biscuit Wheels” Money watched and reviewed Ghost Rider, the 47th Nicolas Cage classic. The Crew also touched briefly on the trailer Werewolf Women of the SS that starred Nicolas Cage. The Crew discussed Tzhuk’s apparent hate of Peter Fonda, Satan’s soul exchange program, and Night Rider aka Blackheart aka Legion and his pack of goons. IMDB rated Ghost Rider 26 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what The #CageTalk Crew thought of the movie.

The Crew is back with a cure for the Halloween Hangover! Host Tzhuk “Too Humble” Banner and co-host JT “Too Greedy Doctor” Money watched and reviewed Doctor Sleep. There were too many questions - Do you want to live forever? Would or wouldn’t you want to have the shine? How does the Pusher’s power work? Are Creekheads a thing? Also, The Crew discussed Rose the Hat becoming Super Shredder and that the hotel had its own shine. IMDB gave Doctor Sleep 36.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what Tzhuk and JT rated this movie.

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The Crew is back baybay! “Too Humble” Tzhuk Banner and “Too Greedy” JT Money welcome back Jay Biggs and Johnny “I Do Declare” Spade for the 2nd movie in our Halloween 3-pack. The Crew watched and reviewed Antebellum. The Crew had a lively political debate and questioned if it was a horror movie. IMDB gave Antebellum 27.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids, listen to check out what The Crew thought.

The #CageTalk Crew is back! “Too Humble” Tzhuk Banner amd JT “It’s Creepy & It’s Spooky” Money watched the 46th Nicolas Cage classic The Wicker Man. This is the first of a “Halloween 3-Pack” of episodes. Tzhuk Banner is too humble to brag about winning, and both agree that this movie is all about bees.

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The #CageTalk Crew is back! It’s been a hell of a long time since we brought you a Nicolas Cage classic. Our host Tzhuk Banner and co-host JT “Port Authority Mustache” Money were joined by Johnny Spade for World Trade Center. The Crew touched upon Home Alone and Kenosha, Will Ferrell, and porno Tuesdays. MEANWHILE, numerous hashtags were dropped including #NeverForget, #AlwaysRemember, and #AlwaysRememberToNeverForget. IMDB gave this movie 29.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids, listen to find out what The Crew thought of World Trade Center.

The Crew is back in the driver’s seat once again! “Too Humble” Tzhuk Banner, JT “Ten Second Man (or Car)” Money with special guest host Jay Biggs. This is the fifth Fast and the Furious movie we have watched. We discussed the bad acting all around, how it was more heist movie than race movie, and how Jay Biggs loves it. IMDB rated this movie 34 out of 50 Randy Quaids, listen to find out what The Crew thought.

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The Crew is back in the ritual room for the last Dawson’s Creek themed movie. Tzhuk Banner and JT “Craig T. Nelson’s Mustache” Money watched and reviewed The Skulls. The Crew discussed Paul Walker’s acting ability, the name Litten, Shooter McGavin, and a not so secret secret society.

The Crew is back! Hosts Tzhuk Banner and JT “Tumultuous Melons” Money welcome guests Chopper and Johnny Spade, who watched and reviewed ‘Halloween H20’. This was the 3rd of 4 ‘Dawson’s Creek’ themed episodes. Some of the things discussed were Halloween vs Michael Myers, the infamous haircut, the recent Bronco release date, and the Denver Broncos. IMDB gave this movie 29 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what The Crew rated the movie.

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The Crew is back! Tzhuk Banner, Tator Ricardo, and JT “Fluid Boy” Money welcome guest Johnny Spade to watch and review ‘Disturbing Behavior’. This episode The Crew discussed fake news, ‘Game of Thrones’, if ‘The Faculty’ was a better movie, and finally how there should be a murder mystery called ‘The Last Supper’. IMDB gave this movie 28.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what The Crew rated the movie!

The Crew is back! Tzhuk Banner, Tator Ricardo, and JT “Penis Penis Penis Vagina Vagina Vagina” Money welcome returning guest Johnny Spade to watch and review ‘Varsity Blues’. This is the first of four ‘Dawson’s Creek’ themed episodes. Amazingly enough, The Crew only said “I don’t want your life” three times, but there was an extensive urine contest discussion. ‘Breaking Bad’ hate was brought up again, a frog prince movie, how The Crew dressed during 1999, and a slew of better sports movies than ‘Varsity Blues’ were all among things discussed. IMDB gave this movie 32.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids, listen to find out how The Crew rated the movie.

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The Crew is back baby cakes! Tzhuk Banner and his co-hosts Tator Ricardo and JT “Fuckin’ Rich People” Money watched and reviewed ‘Ready or Not’. Tator Ricardo declares war on Christmas and Tzhuk Banner while JT claims he is always right. IMDB gave ‘Ready or Not’ 34 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what Tzhuk, Tator, and JT gave the film!

The Crew is back dude guy man! Tzhuk Banner, Tator Ricardo, and JT “Bad Ass Hunky Dude Appealing Guy Man” Money watched and reviewed ‘She’s the Man’! The Crew agreed this pre-quarantine times movie brought lots of laughs and was a pleasant surprise. IMDB gave ‘She’s the Man’ 31.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what Tzhuk, Tator, and JT gave it!

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The #CageTalk Crew is back and watching cartoons once again! Tzhuk Banner and JT “Sweet Rocks” Money watched and reviewed the 44th Nicolas Cage classic ‘The Ant Bully’. There is a number of big stars in this animated movie from 2006. Clickity clack Nick Cage strikes back. IMDB gave ‘The Ant Bully’ 29 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what JT and Tzhuk gave ‘The Ant Bully’.

The #CageTalk is back in quarantine! Tzhuk Banner and JT “Blue Ribbon Pork Fuck” Money just watched and reviewed the 43rd Nicolas Cage classic ‘The Weather Man’. The Crew discussed Banner’s complications watching in quarantine, the sequel to this movie ‘The Weather Woman’ and how it follows the serial killer daughter, and of course the camel toe, how archery ties in, and food thrown montage. IMDB rated ‘The Weather Man’ 32.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what JT and Tzhuk rated this movie.

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The #CageTalk Crew are back! Quarantine can’t stop Tzhuk Banner and JT “Bath of Blood” Money from watching and reviewing the 42nd Nicolas Cage classic ‘Lord of War’. This is the first episode of remote recording and for the time being, this is what we got! JT did some research. The Crew used Skype so we could still watch the movie together and have the feeling of being in the same location. IMDB gave ‘Lord of War’ 38 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what Tzhuk and JT gave ‘Lord of War’.

The Crew is back! Tzhuk Banner, Jay Biggs, and returning guest B. Biggs watched and reviewed ‘Bloodshot’. The Crew talked about comic book/Superhero movies in general and ‘Bloodshot’ got referred to as Bloodspot almost 20 times in this shorter than average episode. IMDB gave this movie 28.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what Tzhuk, Jay, and B. Biggs rated this movie.

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The Crew is back in the basement again! Or out of the basement? Either way, Tzhuk Banter, JT Money, and Tator Ricardo watched and reviewed ‘Parasite’. Tzhuk Banner kept bringing up ‘Snow Piercer’. The Crew noted how this really was a movie that must be seen. IMDB gave this movie 43 out of 50 Randy Quaids. Listen to find out what JT, Tator, and Tzhuk all rated ‘Parasite’.

The #CageTalk Crew is back ready to gush over Nicolas Cage! Tzhuk Banner and JT “History Hard On” Money watched and reviewed the 41st Nicolas Cage classic ‘National Treasure’. The Crew discussed JT’s dislike for Nicolas Cage’s sidekick/humor in the movie, Indiana Jones and The Goonies, and finally JT half commits to writing a movie! IMDB gave this movie 34 out of 50 Randy Quaids, listen to find out what JT and Tzhuk rated it.

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The Crew is back in the saddle again! Tzhuk Banner, Tator Ricardo, and JT “Fat Lug Pig Shit” Money bring back guest Choppers to watch and review ‘High Plains Drifter’. The Crew discusses the return of #RapeChat, if this movie is religious, and Tzhuk’s ability to bend the English language to his will. IMDB gave this film 37.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids, listen to find out what The Crew thought of this movie.

The Crew is back behind the mic for Episode 98 - Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star! Tzhuk Banner and JT “Devil Rabbit” Money watched and reviewed this movie and some of the things discussed were the amount of child stars in this movie, JT’s hate for David Spade, and the strange amount of uncomfortable scenes made to be funny that weren’t funny, just creepy. IMDB gave this film 27.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids, listen to find out what JT and Tzhuk gave this film.

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Happy New Year and welcome to 2020! The #CageTalk Crew is back. Tzhuk Banner and JT “Special Effects Mustache” Money watched and reviewed the 40th Nicolas Cage classic ‘Matchstick Men’. The #CageTalk Crew claims they will stop asking trivia questions, also changes at least one character name (i.e. Parker and Brucie McChuckie), and the plan for ‘Matchstick Men 2020’ is laid out. IMDB gave this movie 36.5 out of 50 Randy Quaids…listen to find out what JT and Tzhuk gabe ‘Matchstick Men’.